So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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