I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
too bad you live with your parents still
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just want to make out with him forever
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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