lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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