Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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