Kiss
Puke
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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