I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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