if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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