i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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