Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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