So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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