THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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