champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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