Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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