STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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