just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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