He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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