Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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