Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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