Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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