fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm like, not good at living.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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