I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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