see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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