girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dick very happy bro
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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