I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
40s are totally the cure
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize