Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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