Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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