I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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