So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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