god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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