dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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