Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
its not stalking. its research.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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