if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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