her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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