your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
