I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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