I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
