You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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