whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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