i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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