My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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