Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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