so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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