it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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