she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Someone signed my nipple.
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