I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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