I think I am morally bankrupt
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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