Have you finally orgasmed yet?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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