Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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