But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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