Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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