now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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