We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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