i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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