i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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