his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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