....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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