quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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