at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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